The Turtle and the Toad Joke

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One day, the turtle was bathing in the river, and the toad was watching. The turtle noticed and said, "Have you never seen me so beautiful? Look at my chest, my eyes are almost popping out!" The toad said, "Sister, stop teasing me! Can't you see that I have goose bumps all over my body?"

小志

The duck and the crab were racing and they both reached the finish line. It was hard to tell who was the winner. The referee said: Let's play rock-paper-scissors! The duck was furious: Damn, you are trying to trick me? I always play paper and he always plays scissors. (The competition requires talent)

jameswangsynnex

Hehe, it's a bit like the Crazy Guibao series on Kaku Channel! :lol