And then, nothing happened... (Classic)

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On the Lantern Festival on February 28, 2010, a wave of nostalgia suddenly blew up the Joke board, and many wsn collectively missed their youthful days. . . For a while, some people beat their chests and stamped their feet, some people suddenly realized something, and some people were filled with tears. Then, there was nothing else. . .

It all started because of this post: Author: wedf Reposted: wuxing
Well... n years ago, I asked the girl I had just confessed to a few days ago to go out for a midnight snack. After the midnight snack, we wandered around the campus and gave each other my first kiss... We wandered around until after eleven o'clock. According to the time, their dormitory building should have been locked... When we were almost at their building, she suddenly said that if the door was locked, she would not go back today (note, not that she could not go back), but my first reaction after hearing this was to run to their door and pull it, and the door opened... Then I said happily, it's not locked yet! ! ! ! ! !!! !!! !!!
And then... And then, not long after, there was nothing else... This mm is my most favorite one... sigh


[Then, everyone started to reminisce, and the Joke page suddenly turned into a huge coffee table filled with all kinds of tragedies]

***Author: karmapaIt

’s about a friend, he was very shy, he liked a girl for a long time but he didn’t dare to confess his feelings. Later, the girl said: My classmates said that they can see that you like me very much. My friend said with shame: Huh? Sorry, I will be careful not to let people misunderstand me in the future.
Then there is nothing else.
Actually, this kind of joke is quite sad, hehe


***Author: bom
A girl once told me that from our zodiac signs, we are not suitable to be friends. We are
suitable to be... husband and wife.
It's a pity that I was so stupid at that time


***Author: huawuque
is similar to me.
I was very excited and said let's play CS all night, but she stayed in the Internet cafe all night. I didn't understand her resentful eyes until several years later


***Author: fallenboy
擦Let me
tell you about my own.
I contacted the girl for a long time at that time.
I repeatedly planned how to confess my feelings
. Then I finally mustered up the courage to call.
The moment I said it,
it became
"Be my...sister, okay?"


***Author: aitsy
PP's junior sister said she would introduce me to a girlfriend and asked me to meet her at the entrance of the library tomorrow morning. Then the next day, when I arrived at the entrance of the library, I didn't see the girlfriend she mentioned, but only saw the junior sister wearing new clothes. I shouted that I was fooled and walked away. When I came to my senses, it was too late...


***Author: wedf
Well... I moved here... Let me tell you another one... Alas... I really admire my eq back then...
It was another girl. I kept telling my friends that I liked her and wanted to pursue her...
Once, I attended a training with her and I said let's have dinner together. She said forget it, let's go hiking together...
It was already past four o'clock. In winter, it gets dark early. When we climbed to the top of the mountain, it was already dark...
She said her glasses were not strong enough and she couldn't see in the dark, so she asked me to pull her... Then I honestly pulled her
sleeve down the mountain... (Note: I pulled her sleeve!!!)...
Then... There's nothing else to say about this...


***Author: fallenboyWhen
you mentioned sucking coconuts, I remembered a
story about my buddy . He
and a girl also sucked coconuts together . He blew air into the coconuts as
a prank and the girl choked. Water came out of her nose. He even laughed and clapped his hands. I and 4 or 5 other buddies were speechless. Then, there was nothing else. ***Author: strangyoungMy story: We were joking together, and then we compared dialects. Finally, a girl asked me to say "i love u" in our dialect, and then I stood up and said it to everyone, and then I carefully explained which word corresponds to which sound. ***Author: gcatI'll also contribute a similar story . High school classmates wrote letters to each other in college, and the content of the letters was nothing out of the ordinary. One time when I went home during the college holiday, I wanted to go to the computer city to buy some accessories, so I called her out. I was a little surprised, why a girl also likes to go to such a place. Then I wandered around the dirty and messy market for a long time, and she followed me for a long time. ***Author: gcat A few years later, when I came to my senses, she said that she liked you before, but gave up because she couldn't wait for you to express your feelings. A girl's youth cannot be passed by... A very gentle girl... Go cry in the corner... ***Author: BASHI texted a girl on the first day of the Chinese New Year and chatted with her. In the end, she texted me and said that she would give me chocolate when I return to Beijing. I replied stupidly at that time: Your New Year is really interesting, you don't eat dumplings, but chocolate. Fortunately, there was still chocolate to eat... ***Author: linkinYeah . I remember that I accompanied a ppmm from Taiwan to go shopping and have dinner, and then she said she was tired and suggested to go to the hotel to rest. Then I said okay, and when we got to the hotel, she said her hair was dusty and went to take a shower. Then I turned on the TV to watch the World Championships between the Chinese men's basketball team and the Spanish men's basketball team. At the beginning, China led by more than ten points! The girl asked me to massage her feet, but the game was so intense that I didn’t pay attention to her and asked her to massage herself. Later, the girl took a shower and sat next to me to watch the game with me for a while. She felt bored and went back. Unfortunately, the Chinese team still lost. ***Author: ycc I have this too... But the girl said she had a lot of chocolates. She didn’t like it and asked me if I wanted some... When I was stupid: I don’t like chocolate. I refused. ***Author: tesing It was still a classmate dinner; passing the parcel, it was my turn to sing karaoke. It seemed like a duet. Everyone used their eyes to hint that I should invite the girl I liked to sing with me. I ignored it. Invite someone else.






















































***Author: chicMy
little girl played table tennis with me. After a while, I was ready to leave. She said, "Let's play a little longer." Then I played for a while. Then it was almost time for dinner. I said, "I'm going to eat." She said, "Let's play a little longer." (I remember I was very surprised why she wanted to play. She didn't look like she liked playing table tennis and her level was too poor.) Then I said, "I had classes in the evening (I really went to class)" and left.
Then there was nothing else...


***Author: dpm
Risking my life to reply In my
junior year, I skipped classes with a girl in my class and played in their dormitory. We ended up playing on the bed
She said we shouldn't play anymore because we couldn't control ourselves if we continued playing
I said, "Okay, I'll leave then." . . .
Then I left. . . .
Now we are both married. . . .


***Author: magnifiqueWhen I
was in junior high school, I hugged a female classmate from behind and played arcade games. People around us looked at us with shining eyes. I didn't understand why.
When I was in high school, I was chatting with the girl sitting in front of me. She tilted her head back and I leaned forward, so our ears were rubbing against each other. We did the same thing during class, and the teacher didn't say anything.
During the summer vacation in high school, I invited a female classmate to my house. It was very hot in the summer. I didn't wear a top and she wore a tube top. We talked about math, physics, chemistry, literature, history and philosophy. When her tube top fell down, she used her hands to push it up in front of me.
When I graduated from high school, I went on a graduation trip with my classmates. Several female best friends created conditions for me to be in the same room with the girl I liked. We sat in front of each other with blushing faces and giggling and looking for topics to talk about until dawn.
Later, I went to college and became a bad boy


*** Author: dreameet
This guy had been dating a beautiful girl for a long time, and neither of them told anyone. Later, during the vacation, the girl asked the boy to play cards in her rented house. When they got there, they found that there were only two of them in the huge freshman room, so they played happily. Later, the woman proposed that the loser should make the other party draw turtles on their body, and they could draw turtles anywhere. The guy was happy and won many games in a row. He drew turtles on the palms and backs of the woman’s hands, and drew them very small, saying that he was afraid that there would not be enough space later. Later, the woman said she was sleepy, and the guy said that he would go home too. . . . . . . The next day, the woman asked the man out for dinner again. After dinner, she said to continue playing cards, "I won't accept it!" The man went happily again, and the two of them locked themselves in the room, repeating what happened the night before. . . . . . .


***Author: dreameet
During the summer vacation at school, boys and girls studied on their own. The girl and the boy picked up a Wenquxing. After more than a week, the boy didn't come back. The girl called and said that she was going to travel tomorrow and asked the boy to go to her dormitory to get it. The man said it was inconvenient. The woman said it was okay, because everyone went home during the holidays. There were more than ten rooms next to hers that were empty, and she was the only one in her room, so the man went. Even the building manager was not there. There was no one all the way up. When he reached the woman's door, he heard the sound of water inside and pushed the door open. . . . He saw a white patch of white in front of him. The woman was slowly washing him. The man looked at him stupidly. The woman whispered to him to close the door quickly. The man closed the door and continued to look. Suddenly, he saw a box. He picked it up and ran away, saying, "I took the Wenquxing!" When he returned to the dormitory, he saw that the box did not contain the Wenquxing! He hesitated for a moment and called the woman again, saying that he had taken the wrong one. Could he go back for a while? The woman said, "Then come quickly." So the man ran to the dormitory again. The woman was wrapped in a bath towel and sat on the edge of the bed. When she saw the man coming in, she said to him, "Here it is," holding the Wenquxing in her hand. The man rushed over, picked up the Wenquxing and ran away.

***Author: ForSolitude
Alas, I found so many such tragedies along the way, and I thought I was the only one who had them...
I liked a girl in high school, and I felt that she liked me too, because she deliberately changed her seat to sit next to me and often asked me all kinds of simple questions (in fact, her grades were also very good). But at that time, I was timid, and falling in love was a forbidden area that I absolutely dared not set foot in, so nothing progressed. When I graduated, I quietly watched her packing up her books and leaving in the classroom, thinking that maybe it was the last time I saw her. Unexpectedly,
not long after my freshman year, she called me from another place. After chatting for a while, she asked me to buy her a book. When I heard the title of the book, I actually said, "I haven't heard of it, I don't know where to buy it"; she was stunned and said, "Wangfujing Bookstore may have it"; I was so honest at that time that I actually went back to "I don't know where Wangfujing Bookstore is."
Then, nothing happened. No matter how I contacted her later, she ignored me. Sigh…
I always felt that I was still single because it was my retribution.


***Author: vluck
I bought a hat for a beautiful girl from another place and collected the money. She gave me too much and I even gave her the change…


***Author: Invader
A girl asked me to buy Brave Heart for her. 。 。


***Author: whitesox
A girl called and said that the boy she liked didn’t like her. I comforted her for a while, and then she suddenly said, why don’t you take me in? I sighed: If I take you in, who will take me in? Sigh…
Then nothing happened


***Author: Burnside
A junior high school classmate came to our school and asked someone to contact me to ask if I still remembered her. Then she asked me to watch a movie, but she fell asleep in the cinema…


***Author: gcnc
When I first started working, a colleague offered to accompany me to buy a mobile phone, and then asked me to treat her to a movie as a thank you.
During the movie, she even stretched out her hand to compare the size of my hand
. Sigh… I really had no experience at that time, so stupid


***Author: starfield
I'll tell you one too
I danced with a pretty girl for most of the semester
Then one night she asked me to go to the park to walk with her and take pictures of her
I took some serious pictures of her
Later we went to the park together, she said she was tired and sat down
Then she lay on my legs
My whole body was tense at that time
She said she was a little cold, I said let's go back
Then, there was nothing else
Nothing else at all. 。 。


***Author: neoZorro
I remember a girl in college asked me to watch a movie with her, halfway through the movie the captain texted to invite the team to play,
Y used 2 words to recall need backup


***Author: found
When I was in college, I went to the library to study for the postgraduate entrance examination (cross-major), I was looking for information, a girl came over and asked me to borrow a book (my own textbook) for her to read, I borrowed it, and I was wondering how she knew I had that book, after the self-study, I took the book back and left. Then, one day when I was auditing a class in a cross-disciplinary class, I saw that woman again. After class, several girls gathered at the door and watched me leave. I was very confused at the time, wondering what these girls were doing. Then, one day, I passed by a woman at the door of a teaching building. We looked at each other for a few times and felt that she was very familiar. Later, I remembered that she was the woman who borrowed books. Then, after a long time, when I was working, one day I suddenly realized it!



***Author: comealong
I also thought of one
There was a girl whom I liked for a long time. We often dated for a while, watching movies and so on. One day, she said, why don’t we go to your place to have a look? I said yes. Then we went to my place, sat and talked for a while, and she said: It’s so boring! I said yes, and then I said, why don’t we play games, and then I turned on the computer and let her play games, and I watched from behind. During this time, she turned her head and looked at me several times, and suddenly, she stood up and said she wanted to leave, and she didn’t let me see her off...
Then... there was nothing else...


***Author: qia0987
She was a beautiful girl in the next class. I got her mobile phone number when I was in a big class (my phone seems to be unable to unlock the phone, please help me call it and see).
One time, we made an appointment, late autumn, night, by the grove. The beautiful girl said: I’m cold. I said: Let’s run together, and we’ll be warm after running.
Then, there was nothing else...
Men should be simple and rough. Just do what you want.


***Author: DoubleBond I
went back home during a vacation
in college and was single. The girl I had a crush on for a long time in middle school suddenly asked me out. She had just broken up and we walked on the street and talked for a long time.
It was very late. I sent her to her door. She hesitated for a moment and said that no one was home at night. I asked if I could go up and chat with her for a while.
I thought about it and my parents were not at home at that time.
So I looked up and smiled brightly and said:
No one is home either. It’s late. I’d better go home. If you want to chat, you can call me. . . .
. .
Then. . . Everyone asked why she didn’t call me. . . .
We haven’t contacted each other since then. There is no next step. . .


***Author: DotComEveryone
's memories are so high, I'll share one too In
my junior year, I was the study committee member and she was the life committee member; after the exams, we had to buy prizes for the top two students in each subject as an encouragement, such as apples, cards, notebooks, etc.;
I said I'd give you a list of how much to buy in total and you could just go and buy it; she refused, saying we could discuss and decide what to buy;
then at noon that day, when everyone was still sleeping, she called me out to the dormitory to go shopping together.
I was wearing a vest, shorts, and slippers, but she blamed me for being too informal in slippers; I said that I always wore slippers wherever I went during the summer vacation at home, and it wasn't a formal occasion that required me to dress like a date.
Then, the resentful look in my eyes came to my mind when I went to Chengdu the second year after graduation and lay on the bed with my classmates talking about the past stories after eating and drinking and seeing enough beauties in Chunxi Road.


***Author: icefeather
I will reply one more
A ppmm in high school went to supper together the night before returning home after the college entrance examination. On the way back, she suddenly wanted to read my palm, so I held out my hand for her to read, and asked her many questions with great interest
Later, when I went to college, I googled palmistry knowledge and found that the palm reading that day was all nonsense


***Author: found
I had a similar experience. I thought a girl liked a brother of mine, so I called her and asked her what kind of girl she liked and I could help her. The girl said she liked someone like you, and my brain short-circuited instantly. I quickly said that I had someone I liked. Then there was nothing else

***Author: whoselight
The little girl was criticized by the counselor and asked me to come out. After we met, she kept crying. At that time, I didn’t care whether it was on the side of the road or not, I just cried anyway, making passers-by think I bullied her.
After much consolation and teasing, she finally calmed down. When she was about to leave, she suddenly said, "I want a hug, okay?" I
refused without hesitation and said no.
Then she started crying again. Another round of consolation and coaxing made her happy. And this time, it seemed that I really made her cry.


***Author: TOPMSS
Well, I remember
One day, I came back late with a girl from the same school but different department who I had just met. In the taxi, she stretched her hand in front of me to show how thin and white her wrist was. She also wanted me to touch it to prove her true. I looked at it, but didn't dare to touch it. I said: "Well, it's very thin..." Then there was no more.


***Author: toya
I was even more stupid. I made an appointment with a Korean
girl to skate at the school skating rink that year. She had a bad cold. When we were skating, I never thought of holding her hand to skate with me. I
skated by myself. I thought it was very cool. I got scolded when I got back to the dormitory.
Of course, there was no next time. .


***Author: becooler
I'll also mention a few
1. I lived outside the school for a while when I was in school. One time, a girl said she wanted to come to the place I rented to cook. We were chatting in the room. While chatting, she asked me if there was any *** in my computer. I said no - -b (actually, there was, I installed dual systems, in another system). After a while, she asked me, since you don't have a girlfriend, do you usually wrong yourself? Haha, "wrong yourself", girls are really tactful. Alas, I didn't even touch my hand. If it were me now, I would do it immediately.
2. When I graduated from my senior year, a group of classmates went to the train station to see off a classmate. When I was going back, a girl asked me to take a taxi and go back with her. I saw that there were many classmates, so I felt a little embarrassed and said that I would take the bus with everyone. In fact, I liked this girl very much at that time. Hate it!
3. When I was a freshman, I attended a lecture and sat next to a girl I didn't know. As she listened, she leaned towards me and almost rested her head on my shoulder. I was so nervous that my forehead was sweating. After a while, she opened my pencil case and played with it for a while. By the end of the lecture, I hadn't even looked at her straight in the eye.
Sometimes I ask myself, why can't I be a resolute hedonist, why do I have to live so twisted? Damn, twisted adolescence.


***Author: FeiDu
A long time ago, I asked a girl to go hiking together. The green hills and green grass were undeveloped and uninhabited. She wore my favorite football team uniform and lay on the grass for more than half an hour to rest. I was indifferent and never contacted her again.


***Author: ttxs121
It's a similar story to the previous one of ls. On the night after the college entrance examination, my buddies and I were walking on the street with a beer bottle in each hand. We ran into her shopping in a video store alone. I said hello but missed it. My buddies encouraged me to take such a good opportunity. Go for it! I don't know where I got the courage from, I threw the bottle, went over and patted her shoulder, she cooperated and started walking with me, we saw two figures on the pedestrian street for more than 5 times, late at night, she said her sister was waiting for her at home to buy skewers, she didn't bring any money, I paid the money, she said she would pay it back, I said no, it's my sister's meal! ~~~ We kept in touch for a while in the first year of college, but then it was over


***Author: someplace
A classmate in high school, always asked me physics questions, sometimes I didn't have time to tell her to wait a minute,
or you can ask XX, he also knew, she said it's okay, I'll wait a minute, I can understand what you say
Later, he transferred to another class, and then I met him after school one time. She
said, "Do you miss me?" I said,
"Uh..." She said, "I miss you so much ." I said, "Oh..." Then we never met again, and we never contacted each other. When she came to our school to play, she would just go find another classmate. ***Author: comealongWhen I was in high school, there was a girl who borrowed books from me every day. What's more, she borrowed the same book every day, and returned it after borrowing it. Sometimes there was a note in the book, but the questions in the note were all irrelevant ***Author: freddy008When I was in the third year of high school, a second-year girl borrowed books from me. This girl was a Hui Muslim, and she played very hard in high school. My buddy reminded me that he thought she liked me. I was wondering why she liked me. Later, due to the college entrance examination, we had less contact, and there was no more. The young bird finally dispersed after singing a song! ***Author: fairytaleAlthough I have a girlfriend now, I still recall the embarrassing things in the past..During the May Day holiday in my freshman year, a girl sent me a text message saying, xx (my name), what are your plans for May Day? If you want to read, remember to call me. I was busy playing at the time, and when May Day was about to end, I sent her a text message saying that we should read together. As a result, when we arrived in the classroom, my seat was a million miles away from hers, and there was no more... Also in my freshman year, a girl told me that we should study and read together, because reading alone is too inefficient. At that time, I said that I prefer to read alone...There was no more When I was interning in a company in my senior year, a girl who was interning with me but in a different department of the same school asked me to have lunch with her every day at noon, but there were also several girls I knew from the same school. Every time, I always called the other girls, so there was no more..When we were eating together, a girl always asked me to help her take her wallet, always sat with me, and once secretly twisted my leg under the table...Believe me, I was shocked at the time...There was no more.

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***Author: Mississippi I come here to lurk occasionally, and today I am in a good mood to contribute. One day when I was a junior and was having a great time playing games, suddenly an unfamiliar number sent me a few lines from Xu Zhimo's Farewell to Cambridge. I thought that one of my classmates had changed his number again, so I casually replied with a few flattering words. As a result, the person replied again... Finally, I found out that it was a girl who was studying in the library. She said that the text message was originally sent to a high school classmate, but somehow it was sent to my phone with a serial number. She also said that her classmate was from the department next to mine and lived in the same building as me, so this might have caused the serial number. So I talked to her about the poor signal in the school apartment building, no wonder they were going to build a base station upstairs for the female master's degree, and so on and so on. Finally, the girl finally got angry and said something like "I am not responsible for debugging, I have to read a book", so I continued to play games... I didn't understand this until I was a graduate student and had a conversation with my roommates several years later***Author: yuese I went out to surf the Internet with a girl once, and we stayed up all night. She said she was sleepy, so I asked her to sleep on my shoulder. After a while, she said the air-conditioning was cold and she was afraid of catching a cold. I said then she should just sleep on my arms. Then she really leaned into me, and we stayed like this until dawn. She woke up once and asked me why I was still playing games. She was really addicted to games at that time. She always watched soap operas before going to bed. And then, there was no more... ***Author: zzzbxb Speaking of idiots, is there anyone more stupid than me... When I was a freshman, I just started using QQ. A girl who I really liked in high school left me a message on QQ when I was not online. She told me a very long love story. I thought she must have copied it from somewhere and pasted it for my entertainment... (I pursued her in high school, but failed) Later, there was a rumor that I was pursuing another ppmm in the class, and then there was no further news between me and A, the girl I really liked... Half a year later, A was pursued by another good guy in the class; Half a year later, at a gathering with A's best friends, she told me everything about what A had thought of me over the years... I regret this for the rest of my life~~~~ ***Author: sampson sigh...I remembered that year when I traveled thousands of miles to see a girl I was pursuing, and after dinner we went back to the guesthouse where she was staying. She said, "It's so boring." So I took out Wenquxing and said, "Let's play a game," and we ended up playing Reversi... I also invited her to play against me... ***Author: idealgas When I was working on a big assignment in the computer room, a girl said, "What do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you." I said I planned to go home and eat after I finished the job. ***Author: linkin Oh, I remember a time with a TWmm, anyway, I was speechless. Generally speaking, I would use others to describe my personality as a bit soft and hard. I don't care about anything. Whether it's reserved and implicit or straightforward and unrestrained, I can always find a very embarrassing way to respond. Here are a few implicit ones. 1. I chatted with a ppmm in high school after class and played a guessing game. She was thinking of someone, and then asked me to ask 10 questions to guess. I asked: male or female. She said: male. I said: Is he handsome? She nodded: handsome. I said: Is it me? She didn't expect me to guess it right away. She blushed and whispered: yes. Then she shyly asked me how I guessed it? I said I was smart. Now that I think about it, I really am smart. 2. The ppmm I had a crush on in junior high school told me online in college that she also had a crush on me at that time. I said I was stunned. I also had a crush on you at that time. She said, what should I do? I said let's bless each other. At that time, I thought my answer was great. . o(╯□╰)o And the unrestrained 3. I met a ppmm in high school during a vacation in college. She said you suddenly look so handsome! I said haha, did she have a girlfriend? I said no, she said, how about I be your girlfriend? I said, haha, you are so humorous. It seems that I hit her unintentionally. 4. Once I was chatting with a girl who works in Guangdong. She said how tired and depressed she was at work. I said, then don’t do it. She said, if you don’t do it, you will support me. I said, you are dreaming. . It feels really hurtful. . . . To be honest, many Tsinghua boys are very smart and even sensitive. I would rather believe that many times everyone is pretending to be stupid. It’s not that I don’t want to do it, it’s not that I don’t want to do it. My inaction is because I dare not do it, because I don’t know what to do and can’t do it. I am afraid that if I don’t handle it well by accident, I will do something wrong and hurt you. So, in the end, stupid me still did nothing. It is because of my attention to you that I hesitate because of the fear of gain and loss; it is because of the responsibility that I have to use indifference to cover up my powerlessness; it is because of the huge pressure on myself that I am so at a loss in front of you. You only see my indifference, but don’t know the tossing and turning in my heart. ***Author: MITdreaming I will also tell you a true story. One year, a girl asked me on MSN what I was doing at night. I said I was going to the supermarket to buy a pumpkin. At that time, I was thinking of buying a pumpkin and making a pumpkin lantern for her. But I denied it, and I wanted to give her a surprise, so I said I would not take her. Then she pestered me and called me handsome guy and insisted on going with me. I had no choice but to take her there and bought a pumpkin. She asked me who I made it for, and I said neurotically that I missed my ex, so I made a pumpkin lantern. Then it was a tragedy for several years... This is the girl I like most in my life. I have never liked someone so much***Author: ymc I have read the whole post. Let me tell you about myself. In my freshman year, the school organized a party to another campus as an audience. A girl sat next to me on the school bus. We talked and found out that we were from the same hometown, but from different colleges. We had a great chat on the half-hour journey. When we were about to get off the bus, the girl wrote her phone number on my palm and asked me to contact her (I didn’t have a mobile phone at the time)... During my whole freshman year, I didn’t even think about contacting her. When I thought about contacting her in my sophomore year, I found out that she had moved to another campus and changed her number. I never ran into her again until graduation. What a pity... ***Author: rayray A long time ago, my deskmate told me with emotion that it would be great if her father had a son like me. I said: It’s impossible. Your family already has two daughters. If you have another one, they will be planned out. Author: fishparrot A girl who often played with me told me one day that no one was at home and asked me to go to her house to play. So I went. Then I went to her room. Then she said, if my parents come back suddenly, you can hide in my quilt. Then I thought, how can you hide in the quilt? Then I kept looking for where to hide? ... Then there was no one. It was still this girl who liked to draw and seemed to have won some award. One day she took two paintings, rolled them up and gave them to me, asking me to keep them well. I said yes, and then she told another friend. As a result, this friend also went to her to ask for paintings, and she gave them to him. Later, she asked me why I told others, and I thought, you didn’t say that I couldn’t tell others… Well, the story happened in the fifth grade of elementary school***Author: dx567 After I went to college, I chatted with a high school classmate, and she asked me about my zodiac sign. I said I didn’t know. Then she found out that I was a Cancer, and she replied faintly: I’m a Pisces! I didn’t respond and talked about other things. I realized it when I had a girlfriend later. Missed! There was also a fellow villager who took me to the park to take pictures of her in winter, and asked me to go to her dormitory to fix her computer on a rainy day. My first reaction was that she was crazy and didn’t consider the time when asking for help. Until she saw me off at the graduation station, she gave me a hug alone, leaned on my shoulder and cried and asked: why don’t you find a girlfriend? ***Author: timehero Someone I liked very much at that time, a dream lover, called me on Valentine’s Day. I asked what was the matter, and she said it was nothing to talk about. Then I said, I’ll talk to you again in two days. I regret it so much***Author: hpdhpfch In the past, I asked my classmate what delicious food she brought home, and she said only chocolate, do you want any? I was bored, I don’t know what she meant, so I didn’t reply***Author: kroilee Let me also say a few, when I was an undergraduate, a classmate from another city came to Beijing, it was raining at the time, we held an umbrella, and then she took my arm, and then we walked in the rain, and then the rain stopped, and then.. there was no more...When I was an undergraduate, there was a girl in my family. Her mother and my father worked in the same unit. We knew each other since childhood. One summer vacation, I went home and her mother gave me a piece of clothing. A few days later, this girl came to my house and said she wanted to see the lights for my home decoration. I was playing a CS game, so I didn't say a word to her. My father was angry and said that she didn't even accompany her when she came to our house. Later, my father's colleagues came to Beijing for dinner and would invite the two of us. When I went home during the winter vacation last year, my mother told me that everyone wanted to match me with that girl, but unfortunately, this girl ignored me now. Another time, I met a girl on the train back to school. I helped her carry things and sent her back to school. Then she kept saying that she wanted to come to our school to play badminton and asked me to help her book a venue. She said it many times, but I said I was busy and didn't have time. Then there was no more.***Author: myclover Alas, I want to tell a story from a woman's perspective. The person I liked when I was a junior, he was from Tsinghua University's engineering department. He was a good person, but he was dull. We were not from the same department, but wanted to meet. I couldn't find a reason, and I wanted to do it so badly that I finally sent him a text message: "Tell me about metaphysics." He said yes, and explained metaphysics seriously for 2 hours. Later, we got to know each other, and we knew that we liked each other, but we didn't confess. Every time his classmates made fun of us, I would definitely deny it. Later, he asked me on QQ: "Wait until the final exam is over, let's admit it, okay?" I didn't know what to say at the time, and said: "Do you think this is a confession?" He quickly said: "No, no, I'm asking for advice." Then, we got married. ***Author: mydoom It's fun, let me tell you a story: When I was a senior, I had just started dating a girl for the third day. After playing for a day, I sat on a bench in the square. The girl said: Handsome guy, give me a kiss! I was shocked at the time, my mind was blank. It was the first time we were in love, and it was only the third day of dating. In my imagination, it should be the boy who took the initiative to bring it up. Then I stammered: Next time, next time. . . As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that something was wrong. The girl was so proactive, why should a grown man like me back off? So I pounced on her... The funniest thing was: when we opened our eyes, we saw a beggar standing in front of us with a bowl, asking us for money... We both quickly ran away... ***Author: boolean What I said doesn’t count. I had just graduated at that time. A female colleague who I was with every day suddenly asked me to walk and chat with her after get off work one night. I was very surprised because I had never experienced such a thing. I still went out. After we went out, she said to me: Can we be friends? I said that we were friends. Later, she asked me to walk with her to the playground. We walked around the playground and then went back. During the walking process, she said, "Why are you walking faster and faster? I can't catch up with you!" It seemed that I was about a meter behind her at the end :) Actually, I'm not that stupid. Although I've never had a girlfriend, I vaguely know what's going on. It's just that I'm not prepared and have no experience. Secondly, I'm not that interested in her. She's a few years older than me and looks average***Author: jiangjun2000 After reading this thread, my nose is sore. When I was in the second year of high school, the girl I liked very much at that time actually took the initiative to change seats to sit next to me. At that time, I couldn't believe it but didn't know what she meant. Later, I didn't dare to think about it, until I graduated from high school and college. I didn't dare to ask. Then, they got married, and now their child is more than 3 years old***Author: toruwatanabe I've been lurking for a long time, so I'll contribute one myself... Less than a year after graduation, I was dumped by my girlfriend in college. I met a beautiful nurse through the Internet. One time, she asked me to go to their hospital to find her. After I arrived, she took me to a nurse's lounge next to the duty room of their hospital where they were on night shift. There was a faint fragrance. I lay on the bed, playing computer games while waiting for her. She came over to me with wet hair after get off work, showered, and came over to me in a nurse's uniform. It was too early to eat, so what should we do? Then I said... "Wait until I finish this game." So I calmly played Heroes of Might and Magic for half an hour, and then she said, let's go eat. And then... There was still a period of time later, but I didn't realize until much later (after watching a lot of Japanese educational films) that I had missed such a good opportunity for role-playing. ***Author: TTGIF Oh, I think of the stupid things I did back then. My junior high school classmate was not very pretty, but her family was very well-off. Her father was the second in command of the local military sub-district. Later, it seemed that he moved to another region to be the first in command. I don't know if he was promoted to major general in the end... With a good family background, he brought up his daughter very well. She is the most educated girl I have ever seen. She was in the same class with me in junior high school, and always wanted to compete with me for first place. During the most frustrated period of my junior high school, she tied with me for first place once, but later found out that I had underestimated 0.5 points, so I was still first in the end. Her mother was indignant at the parents' meeting, saying that she would surpass me sooner or later. In the end, I didn't give her a chance. . . The beginning is the prelude, and the end is the theme. We had a good relationship in junior high school, and I often rode my bike to send her home. Later in high school, she went to another area. Later, after entering college, I went home for a summer vacation. I actually ran into her. She was so excited that she stayed with me for two days in her hometown. We sat back to back and chatted on the school playground late at night. I was always very civilized. Later, she jumped on my back and asked me to carry her, so I really carried her for a distance. Then, we walked back. There was an empty room in my house. We chatted there all night, on the same bed, a double bed, one foot apart, and I didn't touch her hand once. Then, the next day, she was going home with her parents. . . Later, my classmates said I was stupid, but in fact I liked her very much, and I didn't have any evil thoughts when I was with her. . . My classmate told me the joke that was worse than an animal, and then I suddenly realized it. . . Now I am at the climax. Later, she came to Beijing to play, and I took her to Tsinghua University. We walked around for a long time, and then we arrived at the dormitory. It was the Spring Festival at that time, and there was no one inside. Then, I had evil thoughts, and I took off her pants. She just said that this was not good. I hesitated for a moment, and then thought of the joke about the animal, and continued. She didn't say anything. . . However, she was wearing tight jeans, and I tried my best to take them off. I was so depressed, and she hugged me. She said, I'm hungry, let's go eat. I took her to eat, and then because it was too late, we separated. After that, we didn't contact each other much. . . In fact, I still regret it. I shouldn't have made it so awkward. Alas***Author: houlmes I read to the end, and I contribute one. . . Freshman, I went home during the winter break to accompany my girlfriend to eat KFC. I asked for a sundae, but she didn't want one. She was eating and suddenly said she wanted to eat. I humorously scooped a mouthful for her with my spoon, and she ate it with a sweet look in her eyes... Then we started to share a spoon to eat the sundae... Then, she stayed with me for a day and I told her stories about my college life... Then, nothing happened, and now she is especially cold to me***Author:idealgas So, I also have some memories. I traveled alone to the northwest with a backpack. I met a girl from Shanghai in Dunhuang and took the train to Jiayuguan together. We stayed at Xiongguan Hotel in the middle of the night. When checking in, the front desk asked whether we wanted a double room or a triple room. I asked the Shanghai girl for her opinion, and she said it was fine. I said let's go with a triple room. It was still that trip. The train from Liuyuan to Beijing took more than 30 hours. I finally got a sleeper berth. Opposite me was a girl with a huge butt. She had a good figure, big breasts, and a very beautiful face. The girl was very generous and chatted with the uncles and aunts in other berths all the way. From the conversation, I learned that the girl's family was in Diwopu, Xinjiang, the birthplace of Dapanji, and she is now studying for an undergraduate degree at the Central University of Finance and Economics. I was reading a Dunhuang cultural dictionary all the way. For more than 30 hours, I didn't say a word to the girl. When we were about to get off the train, the girl couldn't help it and asked me, "Are you going to Beijing to participate in a quiz competition?" She also asked me which school I was from. I said Tsinghua University. The girl's face changed immediately. I guess she was cursing in her heart: Damn it! How did I offend you? Can't you just say a word to me? I went to XZ on another trip, and then went to Nepal from Lhasa. I was traveling with a Beijing jj and a Korean mm, both of whom I met in Lhasa. All three of us were Pisces, and we had a great time talking along the way. Korean mm is a student of the directing department, a typical Korean beauty with outstanding figure and face, and a gentle personality. She landed alone from Qingdao and took a bus all the way to Lhasa. In Nepal, we lived in a three-person room. After playing for a few days, Beijing jj said she was going back to work and asked me when she would leave. I said it was almost time for me to go back. So I booked a flight for the next day, leaving Korean mm alone in Kathmandu. The day before my flight, which was the morning of Beijing jj's flight, after sending Beijing jj to the airport, Korean mm asked me if I wanted to go to a nearby monkey temple. I said I was too tired and would be on the plane tomorrow, so I had to pack my things and concentrate today. After returning to Beijing, I contacted Korean mm, and she said she had encountered trouble in Kathmandu, but fortunately she still returned home. Later, I sent her a group photo of the three of us, but she didn't respond. There was also a Korean girl. One summer vacation after coming to the United States, I participated in an outdoor activity at school and went camping in Yosemite. There were more than 20 people in the group, including seven or eight summer exchange students from South Korea, all from a girls' school in Seoul. One of the Korean girls could speak some Chinese. At night, we camped and chose our own tents. I consciously found a tent with all boys. The Chinese-speaking girl and her female companion were late, and there was only one empty tent left. There was an old French man who had occupied the tent early and was snoring. The girl came over and said to me in Chinese, "Can you come and sleep in our tent?" We are girls and are a little afraid of the old man. So I rolled up my sleeping bag and moved over. In the middle of the night, the sleeping bag was very hot, so I stretched my arms out. The Korean girl turned over in a daze and suddenly rested her head on my arm. My arm was pressed all night. The next day when we went hiking, the Korean girl changed into shorts and a short-sleeped shirt. It turned out that her breasts were so big. She took out a notebook and asked for our contact information one by one. I ignored them all the way. We arrived at a waterfall pool and went swimming. A Korean girl came over to me and asked if there was a bar near the school. We could go out for a drink together after returning to Los Angeles. I had never been to a bar in the United States at that time, so I said I was not familiar with it, but we could go to the school swimming pool together to swim. I heard that you are very good at butterfly stroke. Later, when we walked, I deliberately kept a distance from her. While walking, I started chatting with another Korean girl. She said her ancestors immigrated from China and her major was Chinese medicine. I asked her if she had a Chinese name, and she said yes, I would write it on your hand. Later, when we arrived at a scenic spot, the Chinese medicine girl asked me to take a photo for you. I said no, someone else had taken a photo for me just now. The Chinese medicine girl started to pout and asked me to apply sunscreen on my back. I said I didn’t know how to apply it. Later, we returned to school. After getting off the bus, the Chinese medicine girl hugged and said goodbye to everyone, but ignored me. ***Author: wuleng I regretted finding out that I also had several experiences: 1. When I was a freshman, a ppmm always sat at the same table with me, and we seemed to get along well. Once in class, she said a name (Yi's nickname) and asked me if it sounded good? I said it was not very good. Later, she went to participate in a speech competition, and used this as an excuse to ask me for advice many times at noon, but I did not react. The most tragic thing was that on the night of the competition, I was dragged to play mahjong by a few brothers. Later, my roommate said that they seemed to have waited for me all night. Not long after this incident, she got together with a guy who had been chasing her for three years in high school. 2. Not long after I came to Beijing, a girl always asked me to fix her computer. I was puzzled at the time, and I didn't know how to fix it. At the beginning, I always called a brother for a long time to fix the computer when I went to her place. Later, I found out that she asked me to solve almost the same problem. Every time after fixing the computer, I always said it was OK and left. A few years later, I realized that I was a tragedy. ***Author: zZlip I'll also talk about two things. My deskmate in high school was a girl who liked to bully me all the time. She would borrow things from me and take them directly. She would also snatch things I was using. Finally, one day I couldn't stand it anymore and moved out directly. She started crying, and then, there was no more. . . In college, I liked a girl named A, who was not from my department. I chose a course in their department. Once during class, I asked a girl named B A's name (I asked the names of several other girls first). B had a high EQ and immediately asked me if I liked A. I was shocked and quickly said no. After that, I felt that A was weird in several classes. Once when we went out for practice, A took the initiative to say hello to me on the mountain, but I got nervous and ignored her and walked away. Then, there was no more. . . ***Author: smashing Let me talk about mine: When I first entered college, a high school classmate girl said she wanted to borrow "Encirclement" from me to read, so I gave her the book and kindly said that she didn't have to return it. Then I really didn't return it. My college classmates and I went ice skating. A girl we had a crush on suddenly held my hand. I pulled back in accordance with the etiquette of not touching each other, then held her upper arm through her clothes and skated slowly for a long time. Then it was strange what happened next. Not long after I met another girl and started dating her, tragedy happened one day in February 2003. She sent me a text message saying that her family had arranged a marriage for her and they were going to get married on the 29th of this month. I was heartbroken and my brain stopped working immediately. I replied saying I wished her happiness. Then nothing happened next. Alas, there have been so many tragedies that I am still alone. ***Author: ILoveSHE It was raining heavily on the eve of graduation. I gave an umbrella to my junior sister who was studying in the main building, and then sent her back to the dormitory. The atmosphere under the umbrella was ambiguous. Then the next day I left school and ran to the capital. ***Author: redicaps Does high school count? We were so innocent back then. I remember when I was in the second year of high school, a cute girl with a round face in the front row confessed to me directly. A bunch of people were cheering on me. I jumped up from my seat and ran outside. After I came back, I ignored her. Later, I ignored her all the time. It was very awkward. Yi even apologized to me with tears in her eyes. . In the end, of course, it was over.***Author: zyid ca I told a girl on the phone that year that there was something I had always wanted to say to her. She was nervous and shy and asked me not to say it. As a result, I said "I always miss you". The other end of the phone was quiet instantly! ***Author: zZlip I realized two more things. It was a tragedy in high school. I didn't do well on an exam and was very depressed. Two girls asked me out for no reason to go shopping. Halfway through the shopping, I turned around and went back to the dormitory to feel sad. The girls knocked on the door, but I ignored them. . . When I was in the third year of high school, I accepted two girls as my apprentices. I had a vague crush on one of them. One time she wanted to give me something, and my best friend joked that she should give me roses. She actually gave me roses, but the tragedy was that I didn’t respond at all, and then, nothing happened… ***Author: milicic When I was in high school, a girl wanted to read my palm, and I said there was nothing good to see, and then, nothing happened… When I was in college, a girl asked me to ride my bike to take her back to school, and I said I didn’t know how to take people, and then, nothing happened… Still in college, a girl said she wanted to watch “Hero”, and I said, didn’t that guy want to ask someone to watch it, and then, nothing happened… ***Author:bryantian I'll reveal something too. When I first entered T University, the 6th teaching building had not been completed. After training in the evening, it was impossible to go to the old official building or the new building. I could only go to the third teaching building. 3305 was where I often studied during my freshman year. In fact, most people who study in a certain classroom have fixed seats and are often on the left. Next to me is a girl wearing glasses. Later, when I went there, she would always look up and smile at me. Suddenly one day, I asked her a very simple calculus problem (I am a terrible student, just because the problem is relatively simple and I happened to have done it before). I wrote her the solution, and then she sent me a note saying that there are still a few problems, why not eliminate them. I was stupid and said, I didn't finish my homework, and then she went out to get water by herself. The book was placed on the table. I realized it was a microcontroller tutorial. I immediately collapsed. It turned out to be a senior sister and then... Then I never saw her in 3305 again. In my junior year, a junior sister told me on QQ, "Let's go for a walk." It was the end of November and it was already past 10 o'clock in the evening. I agreed. As a result, I saw her downstairs of Building 5, Zijing. She was not wearing a down jacket or gloves, just walking. She said, "Hands are cold." I said something that I regret to this day, "Let me buy you a pancake to warm them up." Later... Later, when I asked her to take a walk again, she didn't come out >_< ***Author: milicic I remembered a few things. It was still a girl who asked me to borrow books for professional courses. I thought it was strange why she didn't ask the senior students from the previous year to borrow them. She said that all my books were gone. Then, when I realized what I was doing and contacted her, she ignored me. ***Author: njtlxm Let me tell you a few: 1. A sister in junior high school. She started working when I was in high school. She often came to my house or stayed together alone. Once she said she was cold and got into bed, then she said come over and hug me, I just hugged her and didn’t dare to move. 2. After graduating from high school, I went to see a female classmate. It was cold, so we lay in the same bed (head to toe), and we had nothing to do all night. 3. During college, I made an appointment with the school beauty of high school to go dancing, but I left her alone all night and didn’t dance with her. 4. During graduate school, a classmate often asked me to play badminton early in the morning. I accompanied her a few times, but later I wanted to sleep in and didn’t go~~~ ***Author: Bression Let me tell you about my own story. . 1. When I was in the first year of high school, I had a crush on a classmate. Later, I didn’t know why the whole class was saying that I had a crush on that girl. At that time, I was still an ambitious person, so I repeatedly emphasized to my classmates that I didn’t like that girl. . And then, there was no more. . It was not until several years later that I found out that the rumor was spread by that girl herself. 2. When I was in the second year of high school, I had a crush on another girl, but I didn’t confess to her for the first time until I graduated from my senior year, and was rejected. Three months later, this girl contacted me again. . But. . I was so stupid at that time that I never asked her to go to the park. We always went around the school. . . . . And then. . . Nothing happened. . 3. When I was a senior in college, I went to school in Chengdu and started to learn to play tennis. There was a Sichuan girl in the tennis class who was really pretty. I drooled over her many times:). One day, the girl asked me if I had nothing to do, so I played tennis with her the next day. After playing tennis, I asked her if she wanted to drink a drink. She modestly said no, so I bought a bottle of Coke and drank it happily. . . And then nothing happened. . 4. When I was in the first year of graduate school in Beijing, there was an online friend who was studying in Qinhuangdao. One night, she sent me a text message saying that she had a new boyfriend, but she was afraid that her boyfriend would ask her to go to xx, so I went to Qinhuangdao to play with her. I asked again, aren’t you afraid that I would ask you to have sex with me? . . 5. I met a junior sister in my second year of graduate school and had a crush on her, so I invited her out for dinner. But we only ate noodles and steamed buns, and then... Then... She became my wife... ***Author: idealgas When I was a freshman, the girl I had a crush on in junior high school happened to come to Beijing to attend university, and she was in the same school as my junior high school deskmate. Every time I went to that school, I would look for my buddy and not contact the girl. During the National Day holiday, some junior high school classmates came to Beijing, so we got together to play for a few days. After the classmates left, I ran into the girl on QQ, and she said she hadn't visited Tsinghua yet. I said okay, come over and I'll be your guide. We walked around Tsinghua and came to the lotus pond. The girl lowered her head and played in the water with a branch, and asked me if I wanted to find a girlfriend. I said an idiom at the time: the future is uncertain. Many years later, I realized that she meant to ask me if I wanted to find her as a girlfriend. This idiom delayed my farewell to being single for five and a half years! ***Author: KingCrimson When I was a freshman, I had just arrived in Beijing and was going out to buy some things. A sophomore sister took me to the wholesale market very enthusiastically. The boss lady said, "Young couples are out to buy things." My face turned red, and I looked at the senior sister. The senior sister smiled but didn't say anything. She kept singing "Let me be happy, let me be sad" all the way. I asked, "Are you worried?" She smiled and looked at me and said, "Yes." I said, "Oh, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: KingCrimson When I was in college, there was a girl from the same department. She was pretty. During the SARS epidemic, she wanted to come to my dormitory to talk to me about literature and Rah, and called you a coward. But I was addicted to CS at the time, so I refused. Instead, I lent her the network card to go online in the school computer room. As a result, she used it and I was negative. When I returned it to her, she pointed at me angrily and cursed me, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule. ***Author: fishparrot When I was a freshman, I suddenly received a call from a girl, saying that she was my junior high school classmate and asked me to guess the junior high school. . . How to guess? After thinking for a long time, she gave me a hint, saying that she had been my deskmate. Then I happily said the name of another girl. She said with resentment, "Just remember **." Then I was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer. Then... There was no more.*** Author: catcher I laughed wildly when I read the first half. It reminded me of my own similar experience. When I was in junior high school, I suddenly received a call from a strange girl one day, saying that she wanted me to help her with homework (I don't know how she knew my home phone number). My brain short-circuited at that time. I hesitated for a long time and actually said, "Then come to my house." Of course, she was embarrassed and said, "Let's meet at the school gate." She also asked me if I had received the letter she wrote to me. I swear to God that I really didn't receive it... Later I learned that it was directly withheld by the head teacher. The head teacher at that time was really responsible. Tears filled my eyes... Then I went there. There was no mobile phone at that time. She recognized me, but I didn't recognize her. We hadn't discussed a specific way of recognizing each other beforehand, and were completely at a loss... So, I stayed at the door for two minutes and then went back. She later called me and said that she saw me, but why did you leave immediately... And then, there was nothing else... ***Author: lizze Not necessarily. When I was in sophomore year, a guy came to me and said: Xiao*, let's study together, I'll save my seat (Note: this guy is both good-looking and kind, and I have a good impression of him). As a result, I answered: I don't want to go, I prefer to study in the dormitory, you can find someone else***Author: smkenny It was also when I graduated from high school. At the most critical moment, the girl gasped and said "no", and I thought she really didn't want to, so I stopped... ***Author: loogle During the meteor shower several years ago, there was a girl who called me at around 11 o'clock in the evening to invite me to go to the beach to watch the meteor shower (our school is on the beach). At that time, I was sleepy and said I was very tired and wanted to sleep***Author: Dirk This is not a tragedy~ It is very likely that she is being sentimental or that she is just having a momentary arousal~ This kind of thing often has no result even if you actively agree at that time~ I remember that a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you... In the end, she broke down and said directly, "Use your hands to warm my hands..." Then she threw the gloves aside... (Actually, I was laughing in my heart at that time~) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed~Dirk This is not a tragedy. It is very likely that he is being sentimental or that he is just having a moment of passion. Even if you agree to it, it will not work out. I remember a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, "Then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you." Finally, she broke down and said, "Use your hands to warm mine." Then she threw the gloves aside. (I was actually laughing in my heart at that time.) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed.Dirk This is not a tragedy. It is very likely that he is being sentimental or that he is just having a moment of passion. Even if you agree to it, it will not work out. I remember a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, "Then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you." Finally, she broke down and said, "Use your hands to warm mine." Then she threw the gloves aside. (I was actually laughing in my heart at that time.) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed.njtlxm I have a few stories: 1. A little sister in junior high school, she started working when I was in high school, and often came to my house, or stayed alone with me. One time, she said she was cold and got into bed, and then she asked me to come over and hug me, so I just hugged her and didn't dare to move. 2. After graduating from high school, I went to see a female classmate. It was cold, so we lay in the same bed (head to toe), and nothing happened all night. 3. When I was in college, I made an appointment with the school beauty of high school to go dancing, but I left her alone all night and didn't dance with her. 4. When I was a graduate student, a classmate often asked me to play badminton early in the morning. I accompanied her a few times, but later I wanted to sleep in and didn't go~~~ ***Author: Bression Let me tell you about my own story. . 1. When I was in the first year of high school, I had a crush on a classmate. Later, I don't know why the whole class was saying that I had a crush on that girl. At that time, I was still an ambitious person, so I repeatedly emphasized to my classmates that I didn't like that girl. . And then, there was no more. . 1. I found out several years later that it was the girl who spread the rumor. 2. I had a crush on another girl in my second year of high school, but I didn’t confess to her until I graduated from my senior year, but was rejected. Three months later, this girl contacted me again. . But. . I was so stupid at that time that I never asked her to go to the park. We always hung out at school. . . . . And then. . Nothing happened. 3. When I was a senior, I went to school in Chengdu and started to learn to play tennis. There was a pretty girl from Sichuan in the tennis class. She was really pretty. I drooled over her many times:). One day, the girl asked me to play tennis with her if I had nothing to do. So I played tennis with this pretty girl the next day. After playing tennis, I asked her if she wanted a drink. She modestly said no. So I bought myself a bottle of Coke and drank it happily. . Nothing happened. . 4. When I was in my first year of graduate school, I had an online friend who was studying in Qinhuangdao. One night, she sent me a text message saying that she had a new boyfriend, but she was afraid that her boyfriend would ask her to go to xx, so she asked me to go to Qinhuangdao to visit her. I asked again, "Aren't you afraid that I would ask you to have xx?" 5. When I was in my second year of graduate school, I met a junior sister and had a crush on her. So I invited her out for dinner, but we only ate noodles and steamed buns, and then... then... she became my wife. ***Author: idealgas When I was in my first year of college, the girl I had a crush on in junior high school happened to come to Beijing to attend university, and she was in the same school as my junior high school deskmate. Every time I went to that school, I went to see my friend and didn't contact the girl. During the National Day holiday, my junior high school classmates came to Beijing, so we got together to play for a few days. After the classmates left, I ran into the girl on QQ, and she said she hadn't visited Tsinghua University yet. I said, "Okay, come over and I'll be your tour guide." I walked around Tsinghua and came to a lotus pond. A girl lowered her head and played with a branch in the water. She asked me if I wanted to find a girlfriend. I said an idiom at the time: the future is uncertain. Many years later, I realized that she meant to ask me if I wanted to find her as a girlfriend. This idiom delayed my farewell to being single for five and a half years! ***Author: KingCrimson When I was a freshman, I had just arrived in Beijing and was going out to buy some things. A sophomore sister took me to the wholesale market very enthusiastically. The boss lady said, "Young couples come out to buy things." My face turned red and I looked at the senior sister. The senior sister smiled but didn't say anything. She didn't mean to refute at all. She kept singing "Let me be happy, let me be sad" all the way. I asked, "Are you worried?" She smiled and looked at me and said, "Yes." I said, "Oh, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: KingCrimson When I was in college, there was a girl from the same department. She was pretty and wanted to come to my dormitory during the SARS epidemic to talk to me about literature and Lahe. I called you a coward, but I was addicted to CS at the time, so I refused. Instead, I lent her my network card to go to the school computer room to surf the Internet. As a result, I gave it to her and when I returned it to her, she pointed at me angrily and cursed me, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule. ***Author: fishparrot When I was a freshman, I suddenly received a call from a girl who said she was my junior high school classmate and asked me to guess the junior high school... How could I guess? After thinking for a long time, she gave me a hint and said that she had been my deskmate. Then I happily said the name of another girl. She said very resentfully, just remember **, and then I was dumbfounded and didn’t know how to answer and then... There was no more***Author: catcher I laughed wildly when I read the first half, and it reminded me of my own similar experience. One day when I was in junior high school, I suddenly received a call from a strange girl, saying that she wanted me to help her with homework (I don’t know how she knew my home phone number). My brain short-circuited at that time. I hesitated for a long time and finally said, "Then come to my house." Of course, she was embarrassed and said let's meet at the school gate. She also asked me if I received the letter she wrote to me. I swear to God, I really didn’t receive it... Later I learned that the class teacher directly confiscated it. The class teacher at that time was really responsible. I burst into tears... Then I went. There was no mobile phone at that time. She recognized me, but I didn’t recognize her. We hadn't discussed a specific way of recognizing each other beforehand, and were completely at a loss... So, I stayed at the door for two minutes and then went back. She later called me and said that she saw me, but why did you leave immediately... And then, there was nothing else... ***Author: lizze Not necessarily. When I was in sophomore year, a guy came to me and said: Xiao*, let's study together, I'll save my seat (Note: this guy is both good-looking and kind, and I have a good impression of him). As a result, I answered: I don't want to go, I prefer to study in the dormitory, you can find someone else***Author: smkenny It was also when I graduated from high school. At the most critical moment, the girl gasped and said "no", and I thought she really didn't want to, so I stopped... ***Author: loogle During the meteor shower several years ago, there was a girl who called me at around 11 o'clock in the evening to invite me to go to the beach to watch the meteor shower (our school is on the beach). At that time, I was sleepy and said I was very tired and wanted to sleep***Author: Dirk This is not a tragedy~ It is very likely that she is being sentimental or that she is just having a momentary arousal~ This kind of thing often has no result even if you actively agree at that time~ I remember that a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you... In the end, she broke down and said directly, "Use your hands to warm my hands..." Then she threw the gloves aside... (Actually, I was laughing in my heart at that time~) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed~njtlxm I have a few stories: 1. A little sister in junior high school, she started working when I was in high school, and often came to my house, or stayed alone with me. One time, she said she was cold and got into bed, and then she asked me to come over and hug me, so I just hugged her and didn't dare to move. 2. After graduating from high school, I went to see a female classmate. It was cold, so we lay in the same bed (head to toe), and nothing happened all night. 3. When I was in college, I made an appointment with the school beauty of high school to go dancing, but I left her alone all night and didn't dance with her. 4. When I was a graduate student, a classmate often asked me to play badminton early in the morning. I accompanied her a few times, but later I wanted to sleep in and didn't go~~~ ***Author: Bression Let me tell you about my own story. . 1. When I was in the first year of high school, I had a crush on a classmate. Later, I don't know why the whole class was saying that I had a crush on that girl. At that time, I was still an ambitious person, so I repeatedly emphasized to my classmates that I didn't like that girl. . And then, there was no more. . 1. I found out several years later that it was the girl who spread the rumor. 2. I had a crush on another girl in my second year of high school, but I didn’t confess to her until I graduated from my senior year, but was rejected. Three months later, this girl contacted me again. . But. . I was so stupid at that time that I never asked her to go to the park. We always hung out at school. . . . . And then. . Nothing happened. 3. When I was a senior, I went to school in Chengdu and started to learn to play tennis. There was a pretty girl from Sichuan in the tennis class. She was really pretty. I drooled over her many times:). One day, the girl asked me to play tennis with her if I had nothing to do. So I played tennis with this pretty girl the next day. After playing tennis, I asked her if she wanted a drink. She modestly said no. So I bought myself a bottle of Coke and drank it happily. . Nothing happened. . 4. When I was in my first year of graduate school, I had an online friend who was studying in Qinhuangdao. One night, she sent me a text message saying that she had a new boyfriend, but she was afraid that her boyfriend would ask her to go to xx, so she asked me to go to Qinhuangdao to visit her. I asked again, "Aren't you afraid that I would ask you to have xx?" 5. When I was in my second year of graduate school, I met a junior sister and had a crush on her. So I invited her out for dinner, but we only ate noodles and steamed buns, and then... then... she became my wife. ***Author: idealgas When I was in my first year of college, the girl I had a crush on in junior high school happened to come to Beijing to attend university, and she was in the same school as my junior high school deskmate. Every time I went to that school, I went to see my friend and didn't contact the girl. During the National Day holiday, my junior high school classmates came to Beijing, so we got together to play for a few days. After the classmates left, I ran into the girl on QQ, and she said she hadn't visited Tsinghua University yet. I said, "Okay, come over and I'll be your tour guide." I walked around Tsinghua and came to a lotus pond. A girl lowered her head and played with a branch in the water. She asked me if I wanted to find a girlfriend. I said an idiom at the time: the future is uncertain. Many years later, I realized that she meant to ask me if I wanted to find her as a girlfriend. This idiom delayed my farewell to being single for five and a half years! ***Author: KingCrimson When I was a freshman, I had just arrived in Beijing and was going out to buy some things. A sophomore sister took me to the wholesale market very enthusiastically. The boss lady said, "Young couples come out to buy things." My face turned red and I looked at the senior sister. The senior sister smiled but didn't say anything. She didn't mean to refute at all. She kept singing "Let me be happy, let me be sad" all the way. I asked, "Are you worried?" She smiled and looked at me and said, "Yes." I said, "Oh, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: KingCrimson When I was in college, there was a girl from the same department. She was pretty and wanted to come to my dormitory during the SARS epidemic to talk to me about literature and Lahe. I called you a coward, but I was addicted to CS at the time, so I refused. Instead, I lent her my network card to go to the school computer room to surf the Internet. As a result, I gave it to her and when I returned it to her, she pointed at me angrily and cursed me, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule. ***Author: fishparrot When I was a freshman, I suddenly received a call from a girl who said she was my junior high school classmate and asked me to guess the junior high school... How could I guess? After thinking for a long time, she gave me a hint and said that she had been my deskmate. Then I happily said the name of another girl. She said very resentfully, just remember **, and then I was dumbfounded and didn’t know how to answer and then... There was no more***Author: catcher I laughed wildly when I read the first half, and it reminded me of my own similar experience. One day when I was in junior high school, I suddenly received a call from a strange girl, saying that she wanted me to help her with homework (I don’t know how she knew my home phone number). My brain short-circuited at that time. I hesitated for a long time and finally said, "Then come to my house." Of course, she was embarrassed and said let's meet at the school gate. She also asked me if I received the letter she wrote to me. I swear to God, I really didn’t receive it... Later I learned that the class teacher directly confiscated it. The class teacher at that time was really responsible. I burst into tears... Then I went. There was no mobile phone at that time. She recognized me, but I didn’t recognize her. We hadn't discussed a specific way of recognizing each other beforehand, and were completely at a loss... So, I stayed at the door for two minutes and then went back. She later called me and said that she saw me, but why did you leave immediately... And then, there was nothing else... ***Author: lizze Not necessarily. When I was in sophomore year, a guy came to me and said: Xiao*, let's study together, I'll save my seat (Note: this guy is both good-looking and kind, and I have a good impression of him). As a result, I answered: I don't want to go, I prefer to study in the dormitory, you can find someone else***Author: smkenny It was also when I graduated from high school. At the most critical moment, the girl gasped and said "no", and I thought she really didn't want to, so I stopped... ***Author: loogle During the meteor shower several years ago, there was a girl who called me at around 11 o'clock in the evening to invite me to go to the beach to watch the meteor shower (our school is on the beach). At that time, I was sleepy and said I was very tired and wanted to sleep***Author: Dirk This is not a tragedy~ It is very likely that she is being sentimental or that she is just having a momentary arousal~ This kind of thing often has no result even if you actively agree at that time~ I remember that a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you... In the end, she broke down and said directly, "Use your hands to warm my hands..." Then she threw the gloves aside... (Actually, I was laughing in my heart at that time~) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed~idealgas When I was a freshman, the girl I had a crush on in junior high school happened to come to Beijing to attend university, and she was in the same school as my junior high school deskmate. Every time I went to that school, I would look for my buddy and never contacted the girl. During the National Day holiday, some junior high school classmates came to Beijing, and we got together to play for a few days. After the classmates left, I ran into the girl on QQ. She said that she had not visited Tsinghua University yet. I said, "Okay, come over and I'll give you a tour guide." Walking around Tsinghua, I came to the lotus pond. The girl lowered her head and played with a branch in the water. She asked me if I wanted to find a girlfriend. I said an idiom at the time: the future is uncertain. After many years, I realized that she meant to ask me if I wanted to find her as a girlfriend. This idiom delayed the time for me to say goodbye to being single for five and a half years! ***Author: KingCrimson When I was a freshman, I had just arrived in Beijing and was going out to buy some things. A sophomore sister took me to the wholesale market very enthusiastically. The boss lady said, "Young couples are out to buy things." My face turned red, and I looked at the senior sister. The senior sister smiled but didn't say anything, and didn't mean to refute at all. Along the way, she kept singing "Let me be happy, let me be sad". I asked, "Are you worried?" She smiled and looked at me and said, "Yes." I said, "Oh, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: KingCrimson When I was in college, there was a girl from the same department. She was pretty. During the SARS epidemic, she wanted to come to my dormitory to talk to me about literature and Rah, calling you a coward. But I was addicted to CS at the time, so I refused. Instead, I lent her an Internet card to go to the school computer room to surf the Internet. As a result, she used it and I was negative. When I returned it to her, she pointed at me angrily and cursed me, "ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: fishparrot When I was a freshman, I suddenly received a call from a girl who said she was my junior high school classmate and asked me to guess the junior high school... How could I guess? After thinking for a long time, she gave me a hint and said that she had been my deskmate. Then I happily said the name of another girl. She said very sadly, "Just remember **." Then I was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer. Then... There was no more.***Author: catcher I laughed wildly when I watched the first half of it. It reminded me of my own similar experience. One day when I was in junior high school, I suddenly received a call from a strange girl, saying that she wanted me to help her with homework (I don’t know how she knew my home phone number). My brain short-circuited at that time. I hesitated for a long time and finally said, "Then come to my house." Of course, she was embarrassed and said let's meet at the school gate. She also asked me if I received the letter she wrote to me. I swear to God, I really didn’t receive it... Later I learned that the class teacher directly confiscated it. The class teacher at that time was really responsible. I burst into tears... Then I went. There was no mobile phone at that time. She recognized me, but I didn’t recognize her. We hadn't discussed a specific way of recognizing each other beforehand, and were completely at a loss... So, I stayed at the door for two minutes and then went back. She later called me and said that she saw me, but why did you leave immediately... And then, there was nothing else... ***Author: lizze Not necessarily. When I was in sophomore year, a guy came to me and said: Xiao*, let's study together, I'll save my seat (Note: this guy is both good-looking and kind, and I have a good impression of him). As a result, I answered: I don't want to go, I prefer to study in the dormitory, you can find someone else***Author: smkenny It was also when I graduated from high school. At the most critical moment, the girl gasped and said "no", and I thought she really didn't want to, so I stopped... ***Author: loogle During the meteor shower several years ago, there was a girl who called me at around 11 o'clock in the evening to invite me to go to the beach to watch the meteor shower (our school is on the beach). At that time, I was sleepy and said I was very tired and wanted to sleep***Author: Dirk This is not a tragedy~ It is very likely that she is being sentimental or that she is just having a momentary arousal~ This kind of thing often has no result even if you actively agree at that time~ I remember that a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you... In the end, she broke down and said directly, "Use your hands to warm my hands..." Then she threw the gloves aside... (Actually, I was laughing in my heart at that time~) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed~idealgas When I was a freshman, the girl I had a crush on in junior high school happened to come to Beijing to attend university, and she was in the same school as my junior high school deskmate. Every time I went to that school, I would look for my buddy and never contacted the girl. During the National Day holiday, some junior high school classmates came to Beijing, and we got together to play for a few days. After the classmates left, I ran into the girl on QQ. She said that she had not visited Tsinghua University yet. I said, "Okay, come over and I'll give you a tour guide." Walking around Tsinghua, I came to the lotus pond. The girl lowered her head and played with a branch in the water. She asked me if I wanted to find a girlfriend. I said an idiom at the time: the future is uncertain. After many years, I realized that she meant to ask me if I wanted to find her as a girlfriend. This idiom delayed the time for me to say goodbye to being single for five and a half years! ***Author: KingCrimson When I was a freshman, I had just arrived in Beijing and was going out to buy some things. A sophomore sister took me to the wholesale market very enthusiastically. The boss lady said, "Young couples are out to buy things." My face turned red, and I looked at the senior sister. The senior sister smiled but didn't say anything, and didn't mean to refute at all. Along the way, she kept singing "Let me be happy, let me be sad". I asked, "Are you worried?" She smiled and looked at me and said, "Yes." I said, "Oh, ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: KingCrimson When I was in college, there was a girl from the same department. She was pretty. During the SARS epidemic, she wanted to come to my dormitory to talk to me about literature and Rah, calling you a coward. But I was addicted to CS at the time, so I refused. Instead, I lent her an Internet card to go to the school computer room to surf the Internet. As a result, she used it and I was negative. When I returned it to her, she pointed at me angrily and cursed me, "ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule." ***Author: fishparrot When I was a freshman, I suddenly received a call from a girl who said she was my junior high school classmate and asked me to guess the junior high school... How could I guess? After thinking for a long time, she gave me a hint and said that she had been my deskmate. Then I happily said the name of another girl. She said very sadly, "Just remember **." Then I was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer. Then... There was no more.***Author: catcher I laughed wildly when I watched the first half of it. It reminded me of my own similar experience. One day when I was in junior high school, I suddenly received a call from a strange girl, saying that she wanted me to help her with homework (I don’t know how she knew my home phone number). My brain short-circuited at that time. I hesitated for a long time and finally said, "Then come to my house." Of course, she was embarrassed and said let's meet at the school gate. She also asked me if I received the letter she wrote to me. I swear to God, I really didn’t receive it... Later I learned that the class teacher directly confiscated it. The class teacher at that time was really responsible. I burst into tears... Then I went. There was no mobile phone at that time. She recognized me, but I didn’t recognize her. We hadn't discussed a specific way of recognizing each other beforehand, and were completely at a loss... So, I stayed at the door for two minutes and then went back. She later called me and said that she saw me, but why did you leave immediately... And then, there was nothing else... ***Author: lizze Not necessarily. When I was in sophomore year, a guy came to me and said: Xiao*, let's study together, I'll save my seat (Note: this guy is both good-looking and kind, and I have a good impression of him). As a result, I answered: I don't want to go, I prefer to study in the dormitory, you can find someone else***Author: smkenny It was also when I graduated from high school. At the most critical moment, the girl gasped and said "no", and I thought she really didn't want to, so I stopped... ***Author: loogle During the meteor shower several years ago, there was a girl who called me at around 11 o'clock in the evening to invite me to go to the beach to watch the meteor shower (our school is on the beach). At that time, I was sleepy and said I was very tired and wanted to sleep***Author: Dirk This is not a tragedy~ It is very likely that she is being sentimental or that she is just having a momentary arousal~ This kind of thing often has no result even if you actively agree at that time~ I remember that a ppmm told me that her hands were cold. I actually understood what she meant, but I still gave her my gloves. She looked at me very depressed, and after wearing the gloves for a while, she said that they were still cold. I said, then I will warm up the gloves for you and then put them on for you... In the end, she broke down and said directly, "Use your hands to warm my hands..." Then she threw the gloves aside... (Actually, I was laughing in my heart at that time~) So if a girl wants you to take advantage of her, you will always succeed~

zca123

Be a bit dull

张无忌1987

Too long, interesting.